royce junktion is adam skinner

piff paffff....

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 14:36:43 GMT

yesterday yesterday was thursday july 28th!

my sisters 25th birthday.... pretty big stuff.... shes 3 years older than me, (and with all of the math, that brigs me up to a whopping 22 in exactly one month from today, august 29th).

the day started real early with me having to go into work. i worked 830-1230, which to me seemed like a waste of time, because with one blink the shift was pretty much over. after sending a few text messages to matt, i made plans to hang out with him in the afternoon. after work i went over to the beat (91.5 the beat to be exact) to wait for matt to finish work.

matt showed me free RAW and LIL JON tickets he got. pretty neat. we then waited for greg to get there. from there i believe we went to the mall to get some lunch (i had some delicious KFC sandwhiches). we ran into dan-0 there which was cool, really good to see him.

we left the mall, then took a trip down to HMV over on university, where matt bought stacie 'cry baby' on DVD (they didnt have any copies at the mall, so thats why we had to go there).

later on, i eventually ended up at matts place, where there was some commotion about eric and gps, and all of that, but i think its going to work out okay. ( eric, deevon and k-rot are all over on their IBF tour in europe..... they are going to have a blast)

matt took me home, where it was my sisters birthday party. my grandparents where there, and then valie eventually came over, and lauras boyfriend. we all ate pizza and ate cake. my mother incisted that i play my grand parents an episode of steve moustache, but i had to keep saying "NO" (its quite NOT apporiate). evenyone left...........

ps. when you hug your grandfather, and he just stands there, thats a pretty shitty feeling.....

me and valie hung out and talked for a while, took a quick 20 min power nap. then we started watching "FRANKENHOOKER" that movie is more fucked up than i thought, we stopped it at the 1 hour mark and valie went home. love that lady..... loverher...

then yeah, i just went to my room, and watched a few episodes of friends, then went to sleep...

pretty cool...... pretty cool.

mmmmm....

Mon, 18 Jul 2005 14:27:38 GMT

"i like grapes"

probally one of the more random things ive heard in a while.

i went swimming yesterday, thats something i havent done since i was in grade 7 (A good 10 years). I had not stepped or been in a pool for 10 years, and i did yesterday, with much fear (for thoes who dont know i DO have a fear of water). 85% of it was really fun, minus a few things, but what can you do.

scary stuff.
might do it again sometime, but i did not stretch before going in, so my back is pretty stiff and sore. next time, ill be prepared.

i cant believe hes gone.... still.....

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 20:17:54 GMT

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 15:43:08 GMT

i really enjoy this.....

trio of power

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 22:10:28 GMT

me, glen humplik & mike hickey

darth vader invades kitchen's in the afterlife.....

Sat, 21 May 2005 21:17:47 GMT

may...

Sun, 01 May 2005 14:07:12 GMT

it MAY just be me... but did anyone else realize that its MAY?

hmmmm, Avril is gone..... that went by quick

but yeah, its fucking may.....

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www.stevemoustache.com

Tue, 26 Apr 2005 12:00:18 GMT

Not much to say here.
I have my last day of school today, and its for an EXAM.

p.s the exam is open book. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

ALSO

for thoes who have not heard about steve moustache, then PLEASE check it out :

www.stevemoustache.com

its members from me6, the charge, and iron bitchface... AND MORE.... haha... oh boy.

i like you all.

do you like cookies?

Tue, 12 Apr 2005 13:12:48 GMT

okay, everyone read this, and tell everyone you know, because i just found this out on sunday, and you are all going to be amazed as well.

AS we know, my grandfather had passed away on thursday night.

Sunday was the visitation, and i was there, and heard lots of nice stories.

now only the cool part

My grampa worked in Cookies for a lot of his life.... he wokred with DARE and then COLENIONAL (sp?). They hired him for his "cookie recipe's". He developed cookies!

a few words

PRESIDENTS CHOISE DECIDANT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

thats his fucking recipe, he invented the DECIDANT cookie....

i believe it was val who quoted herself saying this at one point in her life "who ever invented this cookie is a fucking genious!"

and you know what, shes right.

cookie pappa..... i know he made other ones too, they hired him to do it, and he worked in the cookie business for 48 years.... and lots of them are out there today, i just have to find out which ones for sure... but i know for a fact, that the decidant is his....

a shower thought.....

Mon, 11 Apr 2005 13:30:57 GMT

okay.... first off, this is NOT me trying to be all philoshopical or anything.... cause people who ARE philoshopical can at least spell that word, and im not even going to try.

anyways, for thoes who know what a lucid dream is may understand this more.

the question at hand is this :

if you dont ever have lucid dreams, does that mean you are gullible?

thats the question.
because the whole thing with lucid dreams is that you are dreaming, and then all the sudden realize "hey im dreaming, because this isnt possible, "how could i be swimming underwater when i dont know how to swim?" or.. "wow i just saw spidermans penis"..... (that would never happen).

so.... for thoes who just see everything in their dreams, and dont think twice about anything, does that mean they are gullible?

fill me in.

thankyou.

thank you everyone

Sat, 09 Apr 2005 08:29:57 GMT

thank you to everyone who made the lovely comments on my previous posts.... its really nice to know that people are behind you, it definatly makes things alot easier.

http://www.therecord.com/news/obituaries/obituaries902_1090034.html

love you all.

wow... RIP mr grandfather....

Fri, 08 Apr 2005 12:11:14 GMT

you know, i thought i would know what to do in this situation when it finally hit me, but im still not sure what iam suppose to do.

last night my grandfather passed away..... on my moms side, which makes that both of her parents.

my grandmonther died in 1992, and i was still too young to really REALLY understand what happened, and now 13 years later, im still just so confused and, i dont know what to do.

it really came out of no where, but over the past week while he was in his bed (at freeport? i think... its like a hospital, but not a hospital). but yeah, over the past week, he just went down hill.... and a few days ago he asked my mom what was going on? cause he had NO idea what was happening.... which just breaks my heart....

my mom and dad were there when it happened, my mom was holding his hand, and i know that something shes going to feel good about forever... im glad she was there, and i know she is too.

im all over the place, and it hasent really hit me yet, because, it just hasnt, and im not sure when its going too.... so thats a little scary.

so thats whats going on with me..... im going to miss the hell out of him, cause he was such an awesome guy, and never started any shit with anyone, he didnt like confrontation, he just was a nice guy, and sweet, and funny as hell too, just VERY scarcastic, which of course i love.....

goodbye mr grandfather.
love to you, from mr adam.

poo

Tue, 22 Mar 2005 13:35:34 GMT

I just got that wondeful sensation that there is poo in my bum, I cant wait for it to come out. Now that feeling is gone, but I know it will return again soon. Im sure all I have to do is pull my pants down, sit my bare bottom on the toilet seat, and start to push. Then and only then will I feel it, and I may love it.

So im a big loser, and im downloading the complete uncut series of Dragonball Z. Its 291 episodes long, all in japanese (subbed in english). Ive wanted to watch the entire series sometime, and now is my time.

Last night was the film festival, we did not place in the top three, but we did what we went to do. We confused alot of people, and made alot of people laugh, which was pretty awesome.

Its only Tuesday, but thers only 3 days left, because Friday is a holiday, so im sure ill take that day to sit around, watch Friends, play videogames and maybe watch a movie. The good old and fashion way to waste a day away.

Saturday night we went to Sun Sun's in Guelph, and i had noodles, but in my noodles was an elastic, (it was mine from my package). I ate then elastic, which left a very gross taste in my mouth, ewwwww. I spit out the elastic, and i was not happy for the rest of the night.

I now own Friends season 8, so im back into watching Friends. I just got the season on Thursday, and im already on the 4th(and final) disc of the 8th season. Season 9 is out now, but who knows when ill muster up the money for that dilly.

Thats all for now, maybe more another day.
Everyone stay neat.

colon

Sun, 13 Mar 2005 06:34:09 GMT

crazy ray...

Thu, 03 Mar 2005 18:59:44 GMT

hello everyone, i just found a note i recieved from my EX boss Ray Lamarche. He is the produce manager at Sobeys on highland road. He also hated me, here we go

ADAM SKINNER JAN 21/02

Adam started his shift saturday and was asked to improve his work performance. He acknowledged the SERIOUSNES of the problem but DID NOT SHOW US HIS INTENT TO IMPROVE. At 11:20 my night cre foreman (Bob Winterhalt) walked the DEPT, and found the DEPT was TOTALLY OUT OF BUSINESS. Produce that could have been put up and sold remained in the COOLER. Lost sales were a result of HIS laziness. This is a ver SERIOUS PROBLEM, and this is ADAMS FIRST WRITTEN WARNING!. I would like to IFFICALLY INFORM ADAM THAT FAILURE TO IMPRIOVE HIS WORK PERFORMANCE COULD LEAD TO FURTHER DISCIPLINARY ACTION UPTO AND INCLUDING DISMISSIAL.

-Ray Lamarche

what a fuck.

When i finally quit his shitty work environment he said "well, i guess you just cant cut it in retail" i believe i laughed in his face.

everyone have a good day

-love adam

human metal glue

Mon, 21 Feb 2005 20:46:20 GMT

im at school right now, and the perfect way to make the time fly away is to update the ever loving livejournal. it seems as of late that journals are creating much more drama then they need to produce. its really sad, cause i hate hearing about all of it, but its just something that comes with life. there is alwyas going to be drama here and there, i just do my best to keep out of all of it! i love EEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYONE, thats the way to play the game. EVERYONE IS GOLDEN!!! (ive been saying 'your golden' alot latley, i kinda like it)

not much new in my world, im offically 100% out of money, so its a real ride now, and its a ride thats going to have to be free! no more free pizza hut buffet anymore, so im going to have to find my way to eat free pizza everyweek. but thats okay, im going to slowly find a small partime job, it would help me out alot. personally i want to work a video store or a video game store, something VERY laid back, because thats what i need right now.

val is gone to cuba, and i bet shes having a kickass time up there. with her bikinis, tropical plants, and rays of sun beaming down into her head. the thing that sucks, is that when val gets back, ill be leaving for montreal. so sadly i wont get to see her when she retunrs from her trip, which sucks alot for many various reasons.

yeah, montreal, we are going for a few days, ive never been there, so im really excited to check it out. i just wish the snow would not be here, so i could enjoy outside montreal. but hey, i can deal!

on friday night, i got a call from matt asking me if i wanted to play a show in guelph and i said sure, so there we were, the statutory apes were off to guelph to play the shadow at some punk show. we were very out of the place, and im not sure if everyone understood what we were trying to do. i asked how long they wanted us to play, and they said 20 mins, which was 15 mins more than i wanted to play (we were just going to play our new 5 min song we made... which is awesome). so there we were, un-practised and un-prepared, but it was still pretty funny.

ghostbusters was on tv last night, i love that movie, not only is it awesome, but its funny too. check it out.

thats all i have for now, we'll talk soon

hello friends.

Tue, 08 Feb 2005 21:05:34 GMT

hey everyone!

im at school right now, waiting for my dad to pick me up! then im going to go home, and finish my project for class! Should take me a few hours in total to finish it (that includes bathroom and pee breaks!).

not much new in the awesome world of me, been spending it building forts, and eating junk food. i watched friends real late the other night and laughed a whole bunch.

yesterday morning we began to film for our fast paced video for one of my tv classes. its awesome, i dressed up in my classic schawben club outfit (leather pants and blue shirt) and i did karate in front of a green screen. kris dressed up in a futureistic outfit and layed on a green box to make it look like he was flying. the end product will see kris flying over a sea of oranges! i think its going to turn out great.

on a sad note, 2 people i know are in the hospital, and its not really looking great for either of them.

1. is my grandfather, whos been in the hospital now for a few weeks and they still dont know whats wrong with him, and that sucks, i think everything will turn around though!

2. my dads best friend bill is in the hospital. at first he was here locally, but last night he got ALOT worse and they sent him to ottawa, where they are hooking him up to a machiene to keep him alive. he needs a heart transplant. i think bill is like 50, and he smoked alot, and smoking had everything to do with where he is now, such a shame :(

when i was younger, bill gave me a looney. he said he found it behind my ear, but i know now that my ears are not looney trees, but in fact instruments that enable me to hear things.

im sipping on some grape drink that i got from the eatstore down stairs.

eric comes back from BC today, im excited about that, we get to pick him up, and tell him about all the wacky stuff thats happned this past week.

also, this past week, has been nuts, lots of ups and lots of downs.

everything between me and val is going to be okay i think. we'll see what happens still, as we havent been together yet since all the fun stuff went down. but its all good.

this thusrday the statutory apes are playing 11:55pm - midnite, for a countdown to new years song. its a 5 min long song, that has 5 songs built into it. we put alot of work into it, so i hope it turns out the way we want it too!

talk to everyone later
bye

now its 822 at ASTOGA

Fri, 28 Jan 2005 13:37:57 GMT

my credit card balance is over 1800 dollars right now, and i need to start to pay this off. so my idea is to sell all of my new videogame equipment that ive gotten over the past month or so. so if your intrested let me know,

*****************************FOR SALE!!! (all brand new hardly used, because im awesome)****************

the new MINI playstation 2 + extra controller - 160
grand theft auto : san andres - $45
wwe : smackdown vs raw - $50

nintendo ds & metroid first hunt demo + super mario 64 ds - $220 (barley used, everything comes with it)

mario power tennis for gamecube - $45

*********************************************************************************************************

credit cards are the fucking devil and it sucks that i let myself get it so fucking high, but thats my own fault. see this as helping me out, and getting great quality videogame equipment :)

not much is going on in my neck of the woods. everythings been very hush hush latley. i havent been getting enough sleep as of late, and im really feeling it right now for whatever reason that is.

there is a show at the registry tonight, and ill be attending that one, so it should call for some intresting times. tommorow morning im heading up to london to visit valie for a few days, and im sure that will boost my spirits up.

i hope everyone is doing great, take it easy, and yes, good bye

fuck....

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:28:22 GMT

so i just finished going to the washroom on the 3rd floor of conestoga college.

i then realized that it was odd that not ONE person from my class was here yet.

i then looked at the course schedule on the board, and what time to i start?

TWELVE FUCKING THIRTY
(thats 12:30pm folks)

not only do i have to kill 3 additional hours to my already added 1 hour i thought i had to wait, but i could still be sleeping! i woke up at 615am for no reason, this is balls.

thank god i have my nintendo ds, but that wont last me 4 hours...... time to walk around the school...

fuck me.

brain damage....

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:20:24 GMT

so the brain damamge album is done for thoes who know, and ECHO magazine reviewed it (its not yet in the paper, but i had the review emailed to me, and now im going to post it here, so everyone can enjoy it)

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STATUTORY APES

Brain Damage ‘The Album’

Independent

There’s a fine line between insanity and well... lesser insanity. K-W’s own, the Statutory Apes, walk this line. It all began when members of the Apes came across a beloved gory cult horror flick entitled Brain Damage. To make a strange story short: the band became increasingly obsessed with the film (who’s main star is a drug pushing brain eating parasite named Elmer) to the point of recording an entire album based on the film (if you check the film’s DVD you’ll noticed that the DVD chapters match the song titles). Featuring guest appearances by some of K-W’s shadiest musicians, including members of Iron Bitchface and the Charge– one can’t help but enjoy the Statutory Apes’ ambition and sheer love for the film. The band also shows a great deal of musical diversity. I was expecting 100% punk rock noise, but was pleasantly surprised by the band’s experimentation with different sounds. There’s moody keyboard based tunes, acoustic songs, punk, grindcore, electronics and even an accordion based tune! It was also very cool to hear that the film’s director Frank Henenlotter dug the CD a whole lot! Check ‘em out! (ES)
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not too shabby eh?

im at school right now, these '/' are cool, its better than using '-', dont know why, but it just is.

ive still got lots of time to kill before class, and the word on the street is that this class is really hard to find, so im going to have to go on an adventure to find it. but before class im going to purchase some toast so that i have something in my belly.

tonight is bowling night, 9pm for thoes who wish to bowl, your more than welcome, and i love you.

ive been downloading lots of torrents latley, wrestling, porno, tv shows and movies. since i started downloading all of these big files, i havent deleted anything yet. the list of movies that i have to watch is sick, and then as soon as i get free time, i end up watching something ive already scene..... why is that? am i scared of new things? MAYBE. i also have close to 20 gigs of unsorted porn i have to go through. when you add that with the other stuff, its close to 40 gigs of porno, and i bet once i go through it ill end up deleting over 50% of it! ill keep you posted.

i just killed 10 whole mins with this, so job well done!

afternoon

Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:32:51 GMT

its noonthirty right now, and i just said AFTERNOOONNNN

because it is indeed the afternoon.

class in 30 mins, so this is my KILLING OF TIME.

last night i hung out in brantford with some friends, we went to ruckers which is a small version of chuckecheese. it was intresting. we also went to a brantford mcdonalds, but i did not buy anything.

i hope everyone has a nice day.

hello friends.

Mon, 17 Jan 2005 04:22:38 GMT

when i think of something funny, i try to write it down. then in a few months, when i look back, i either A. still think its hilarious, B. dont get it at all, or C. it is not funny.

i have random little NOTEPAD files on my computer with some randomness.... lets go have a look.

1. "spin that umbrella round and make me PROUD"
-- part of me still finds this ammusing...... yes... all parts of me. me as a complete person likes this. yes. i like it 100%. (thats all of it)

I WONDER WHAT ELSE I CAN FIND!

2. "rat-fink"
-- my dad called me a rat-fink one day, and i wrote it down, because it made me laugh. it still does.

3. "how long has your mother been sick?"
"26 years...."
-- i dont remember.... but its funny if you put it in a fun situation. i like it still, i bet you dont.

THERE'S MORE!

4. "i like a woman who takes her time in the morning"
-- i remember laughing for a short while when i typed this up. im not laughing now, but im amused.

5. "its like a cottage... but it moves."
-- this is awesome, my grandmother was trying to explain to my dad what she stayed in during the summer, and it turned out it was an RV. i love the description. way to go grandma!

thats all for now.

this week has been an intresting one to say the least.

wednesday - friday i was off sick from school because i was sick. friday night i felt a little better, and went to the casino with dan, val and eric, i had fun.
saturday was fun because me and val made tacos. then we got to go to the wwe. i liked that, so did she.

today we filmed for our movie, and tommorow i go back to school

goodnight.

merv delicious

Sun, 09 Jan 2005 14:54:46 GMT

dear diary

latley i feel like i can only talk to you. i think thats because your the only one who will let me type endlessy into you. you dont get fussy, and you alwyas take my opinion and side. i cant trust anyone because i might say the wrong thing, and they could take it a bad way and hate me forever. so i leave all my problems to you. you have an endless belly for me to pump my endless words into, and for that, i apperciate. i know your a cool person because you have so much room, and i can say anything to you, so i hope that you dont mind me calling you diary. its kind of close to dairy, but i dont really see why thats important right now. its not about cheese or milk, its about how i talk to you about problems that are wrong, and let me tell you, the cheese and milk have been delicious as of late, im really impressed with how they have been treating both products. see, diary, thats what i love about you most, i can talk to you about cheese and my problems, and you just sit back, and take it all in.

nine hundred seventy four

hey everyone, its my last day of holidays. im excited to get back into school, because i like doing projects sometimes, espically if i know how to do them, then i get good marks, and i look better in the eye of the college. maybe someday im going to own conestoga college, and ill erect a statue of myself holding a big A over my self, and then a bolt of lightning going into that A. now the lightning would go up in the air at least 258 feet, thus being a really long statue.

started filming the gt movie yesterday, just some scenes that only had me kris, minilee, and matt in them. it took us a while to get going, but once we did, it was a pretty fun and good time.

hung out at matts all night, and we watched national treasure...... cause we bought it... right..... anyway, its a typical treasure hunt movie, but typical is awesome, because theres lots of twists, one comment i recall saying was "MOVIES THAT HAVE NICHOLAS CAGE IN THEM ARE AWESOME!". I edited a 45 second part of the GT movie at erics, and then me dan and eric went over to haddons house, and hung out there for a while, and ended the night off with getting some pitas at a local vendor that sells pitas.

to start this story off, i have to name a nameless man, so his name is going to be Prince-ston. And i myself will be playing Adam. OKAY!

its 850am, and im tired because i didnt get to bed till around 430am, so the phone rings, and i pick it up. (ill try my best at getting everything down that i can)

Adam: hello?
Prince-ston: why did you call my house at 311am?
Adam: ummm, i dont believe i did
Prince-ston: then can you tell me why i have this number?
Adam: i really dont know
Prince-ston: whats your name?
Adam: im not giving you my name (he dosent know my name is adam yet, i hope he dosent see this DIARY!)
Prince-ston: well, i got SKINNER JL (thats whats on the call display)
Adam: oh... so you already have my name then?
Prince-ston: thats just your last name, its useless
Adam: oh.....
Prince-ston: so do you live alone?
Adam: no
Prince-ston: ...
Adam: i live with my parents.
Prince-ston: whats your name
Adam: no
Prince-ston: so why did you call my house?
Adam: i didnt call your house, i was out last nite, i know my parents tried to call me around that time, and i assume that they got the number wrong, this calling you
Prince-ston: oh... where do you work
Adam: i dont work, iam unemployed
Prince-ston: ahhh....
Adam: ....
Prince-ston: you sure you didnt call?
Adam: yes...
Prince-ston: so you dont know my wife?
Adam: i dont even know you..
Prince-ston: goodbye

AFTER that, i assume crazyman Prince-ston is going to show up at my house and beat me up for calling his house, or something, i eventually tell my mother who gets worried, so they we got HIS number, and called up
Prince-ston, the "wife" picked up the phone and my mom explained that it was INDEED a wrong number, she also said her husband was KIND of a freak...... scary

thats my intresting story.

AGENDA TODAY
-shower
-my weekly plans at pizza hut buffet (FREE)
-childerns museum, but i dotn think i can go due to money situations that have left me pennyless
-edit more of GT: THE MOVIE
-videogames

cmd end diary

the rocket ship

Thu, 30 Dec 2004 17:06:40 GMT

has anyone ever been on a rocket ship? If so, id really like to hear about your experiences, as i would imagine they would be quite wonderful. And if you think that a rocket ship could also be an airplane, then dont bother talking to be about that, as i only want to hear about TRUE rocket ships and not air planes. The reason im excluding air planes, is because more than 10 people go on air planes a day, which makes riding an air plane loose its fun. I bet that only 1 person gets to ride in a rocket ship per day, so YOU do the math.

Storys of YOU rideing a rocket ship = I would like

ps. if you think a rocket ship is a penis, some sort of dildo or a vibrator, then i will also accept thoes stories, as the general public never gets to hear that.

ILL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE, lets use Cal and Sue.

Cal : Hey Sue
Sue : Hi Cal
Cal : So i rode an air plane today
Sue : Yeah? Big deal, so did i, and 8 of my friends
Cal : Yeah, its pretty common to ride an air plane,
Sue : Tell me about it, you know what else is common?
Cal : What?
Sue : People talking about air planes.

That is a normal conversation that you would hear
Lets go for one we wouldent hear in the general public (we will use Cal and Sue again)

Cal : Hey sue
Sue : Hi Cal
Cal : What did you do today?
Sue : I put a dildo in my vagina today
Cal : Oh yeah?
Sue : Oh yeah...
Cal : Thats intresting, this is such a topic!
Sue : Tell me about it, we talk about this alot
Cal : Thats because its normal

This last conversation, we would never hear, its not normal, even if Cal sais so.

Well, now that i unbored myself, ill tell you guys what ive been up too!
Christmas was fun, got to see the family, which is nice to do once a year, and have conversations about what you did in the past year. Spending time with the lovely valie, and playing lots of GTA:SA(is a game where you steal cars and kill old people) & WWE:SmackdownVSRaw (a wrestling game). Past few nights have been spent bowling, and i think we are going to make it a weekly thing. Maybe ill get my own ball with a rocket ship on there.

The other night i went to the movies with my father, mother and girlfriend. We all went to see the life aquatic, and i really liked the movie. I plan on buying the dvd when it comes out in the stores.

I still have a week and a half off before i go back to school, so i hope i can be productive and get something done. What it is im going to get done, i do not know, but im sure something will tickle my fancy.

everyone take it easy, and send in thoes stories!

Charlie....

Sat, 11 Dec 2004 09:24:10 GMT

so yeah, as you know they are re-doing willy wonka and the choclate factory.....

heres the trailer

http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/charlieandthechocolatefactory.html

i dont know what to think :\